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I'm Jessica, a music enthusiast and all around lover of things. I am nerdy, girly, hyper & own my own Business. This blog is to bring reviews, business tips and overall whatever to your eyeballs. Don't look at me in that tone of voice. ;)

Trendy Toosies (or not in some cases...)

I have scoured the internet the last few weeks to find strange, interesting and extraordinary shoes. Yes, shoes! I thought that I would put together a compilation of the strangest and most unique pairs. 


Which ones are your favorites? Which do you hate?  Are there any on this list you would actually wear? Answer in the comments!

1. Keyboard Shoes
A stroke of Genius!

2. I can't even.
The eyes are the windows to the sole.


3. Grass Flip Flops

I love running around the yard barefoot, and I hate normal shoes, so these might be a pretty good compromise.


4. Lamborghini Heels
For women with tiny vaginas and men who are too cheap to buy the car.



5. Pika Pika-Shoe
Need I say more?

6. Flipper Heels
When you're at a dinner party on the Titanic and...



7. The Gum Heel
This shoe is brilliant.

8. Vertical Ballet Heels
I'm not going to dance around this one. These vertical ballet heels aren't music to my feet.

9. Horse Hoof Heel
I love horses, but these horse hooves just don't pony up to my tastes. I must respond with Neigh.

10. Tooth Loafers
This one is crazy and a bit disturbing, even for me. Where do you think they got all those teeth!?



11. Blooming Leaf
These are so pretty, but I think they'd hurt my feet in a bad way. lol

12. Barefoot Shoe
If these were hairier, I'd think they were Hobbit Feet!

13. Barbie Doll Head Platform Heel
Wear this barbie doll head piece to get ahead in life!

14. Insect Platform Heel
Face it ladies, we've all stepped on a spider.

15. Snakeskin Heel? Platform?
Now you can wear snakes on a plane while watching Snakes on a Plane. Wait, who am I kidding? No one watches Snakes on a Plane!

16. Backwards Heel
I feel this one was put together wrong. Factory error?

17. Rottweiler Heels
All shoes should make a statement. These say "I'm a bitch!"

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18. Rat Shoes
Now you can win the rat race!

19. Rose Shoes
These shoes will make anyone thorny. 



20. NASCAR? Heels
Just what the world's been missing... high heels for NASCAR.


21. Ho-Jack
Pimpin' just got easy. Ho-Jack! GPS Alarm Shoe for Sex Workers



22. Grocery Bag Shoes. 
I love this. Hippie love!


23. Giraffe Pattern Heels.


24. Heelless Heels
I tried walking in shoes like this once, and it did not go well...


25. Octopus Heels
Ursula would be proud.

DISCLAIMER: I am not a high-end fashion trends expert, so don't ask. Well, you can ask, but I'll just ask my roommate or her sister. I read a ton online and find things that amuse me. Today, weird shoes amused me the most. I don't post to amuse you. If you are amused, it's a bonus, and I like bonuses. ^_^ 

I do not know much about any of these shoes, and the names are almost exclusively nicknames I have given them for the purpose of this blog. If you or anyone you know has information I can add to this blog that includes where to purchase the items, or if they are for sale, that's great! I'll update the post if I can verify the information. 

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